Give us this day our Soup

Say what you will about the Church, they do make heavenly soup.

Ho ho.

Incidentally, I was wearing my large green old coat in order to appear more tramp-like while stealing soup from the Church. It has the bonus of being extremely warm, though it does make me look like a farmer-rapist.

I assumed this was why a policeman looked at me shifty in the street, but I later found out it could have been because I had what I believe to be human fat caked to the front of my face.

Well obviously I didn't know it was there.