Because the ego that burns twice as bright burns half as long

I don't see why Jamie should be getting all the kudos and acclaim for his questionable effort. I want people to listen to me too. I have things to say. Important things.

The world needs to know.

So the purposes of this blog are already threefold:

1) To fuel my ego.

2) To directly compete against the Paranoid Goldfish.

3) To better the world through the education and application of my world view.

In the words of Tobias, 'Let the great experiment begin!'