Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mr Sandman, I'm so alone

I was intending to spend Valentine's Day drinking and blogging about an imaginary girlfriend, but fortunately I was called away on catsitting duty before being able to follow through on what would surely have been a disasterous plan. Instead, I had the joy of looking after Jam for the weekend and reading my way through most of Steven's Sandman series of graphic novels. Which were good.

In a non-interesting coincidence, the first of the Scout's weapon updates to be released is called The Sandman - Link. It looks alright, but I'm a bit worried at the number of movement impairing weapons that Valve are releasing. They've already had the Airblast and Natasha. At this rate, the demoman will be firing literal sticky bombs that glue people to walls, the Sniper will be harpooning people to surfaces, the Spy will have a sapper that only targets people's shoes, and so on.

Nobody is going to be able to move an inch.

Hopefully the coming two other unlocks will have something a bit more interesting.

Other than that, I really have nothing else to blog about. My free time has been taken up by TF2 quite a bit, so I removed it, but I still need time to catch up on world events. I can't even blog about how much a knob I am for going to the gym because my body has conspired to keep me away from physical exertion. My torso now clicks every time my thorax is twisted relative to my abdomen, so I've chosen to lay off gyming. Also, every time I eat something or think about eating something I feel nauseous, so I don't eat, so I don't have any energy.

If you've ever felt the desire to push me over and not have me get back up, now is the time.

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