Sunday, March 29, 2009

Norton makes me feel good

This PC is now infested with trojans and adware to the point where everything is noticeably slower, pop-ups are appearing for the first time in years, and the hard drive is making a constant rhythmic chirping noise.

I've run virus scan after virus scan, but all the trojans it deletes and all the hundreds of cookies it sends to the "virus vault" keep returning. Whatever and wherever this vault is, there's either a huge hole in the bottom or it's rapidly filling up with multiple copies of dangerous cookies.

I keep getting visions of that Ghostbusters episode where the containment unit fails and the whole city goes to hell.

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