Sunday, March 1, 2009

I'm gonna lay you out to rest

Some people have no library etiquette at all. There's a man sat next to me suceeding in making as much noise as possible without outright speaking or playing an instrument.

Sofar, he's:
  • sniffed a lot
  • cleared his throat four times
  • tapped his feet
  • tapped his fingers
  • tapped his pen
  • dropped each of his ten books onto a pile, one at a time
  • eaten an apple
  • drunk quite loudly
  • sighed lengthily
  • whistled

The only excuse for whistling in a library is if the person sitting next to you has just knocked out your front teeth or forced a pen through your trachea. What an annoying man.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Some noisy fucking shit was sitting next to me in the library on this very same day. He was trying to an impress a girl and was using such great chat up lines as:

"You know that by putting your information on something like Facebook, you're opening yourself up to everybody."

Why even go to the library if you're going to act like it's a dating agency/party... room?