Sofar, he's:
- sniffed a lot
- cleared his throat four times
- tapped his feet
- tapped his fingers
- tapped his pen
- dropped each of his ten books onto a pile, one at a time
- eaten an apple
- drunk quite loudly
- sighed lengthily
- whistled
The only excuse for whistling in a library is if the person sitting next to you has just knocked out your front teeth or forced a pen through your trachea. What an annoying man.
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Some noisy fucking shit was sitting next to me in the library on this very same day. He was trying to an impress a girl and was using such great chat up lines as:
"You know that by putting your information on something like Facebook, you're opening yourself up to everybody."
Why even go to the library if you're going to act like it's a dating agency/party... room?
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